Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Quotes
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      Romy:
      This is like the cutest we ever looked.
      Michele:
      Oh, it is definitely the cutest.
      Romy:
      Don't you love how we can just say that to each other and we know we're not being conceited?
      Michele:
      Oh, I know. We're just being honest.
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        Michele:
        Did you lose weight?
        Romy:
        Actually, I've been trying this fat-free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
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          Romy:
          What if we invented something?
          Michele:
          Like what?
          Romy:
          Well, I think it should be like something that everybody has heard about, but nobody really knows who invented it. Oh, my God! I've got it! Post-Its!
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            Romy:
            Despite that surly demeanor, I just think we've given her a big gift. I mean, to give someone like Heather Mooney the chance to expose herself through fashion. We really could have changed her life.
            Michele:
            For me, it's like I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know. Only she's like a big giant girl who smokes and swears a lot.
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              Heather:
              Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes?
              Romy:
              The ones that burn down real fast?
              Heather:
              Twice the taste in half the time for the girl on the go. I invented the quick-burning paper.