Airborne Quotes
      Mitchell Goosen: Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?
      Wiley: He never joined the Hairclub For Men?
      [buzzer sound]
      Mitchell Goosen: Wrong. Because his motto was: I am what I am. Do you think Popeye ever worried about what he wore just so he could get Olive Oil in the sack? I should say not, Dude. And do you know why?
      Wiley: He was gay?
      Mitchell Goosen: Because he is what he is.
        Nikki: So, if you could have lunch with any three people in the entire world - alive, dead, fictitious, I don't care. Who would it be?
        Mitchell Goosen: What kind of question is that?
        Nikki: A fun one, c'mon.
        Mitchell Goosen: Well, I'd have to say Tom Curren; greatest surfer in the world, now that would be cool. And, um, maybe Ghandi. Not for lunch though, he wouldn't eat lunch.
        Nikki: And the third one?
        Mitchell Goosen: I'd have to say you.
        Nikki: Me? You can have lunch with anyone in the world, and you would choose me.
        Mitchell Goosen: You're not just anyone. You're special.
          Mitchell Goosen: Mitchell Goosen at your service. I'm not from around here. What to tell. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'.
          Augie: Stylin'? St-stylin'?
          Mitchell Goosen: Let me tell you what stylin' is. The perfect session: A-Frame wave, ground swell, spittin' out salt water in your face, doing a little lip action move, a 360 without a bounce. I call it a Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle. I tell you no lie, my friends. It's a consciousness raiser.
            Aunt Irene: That's the hole where the sausage factory used to be.
              Mitchell: [to Jack] Chill Brah.
              Augie: Did he just call you a piece of underwear?
                Mitchell: How often does this once-in-a-lifetime wave come along?
                  Mitchell Goosen: Come on, Wiley, you hockey man, you hockey warrior!
                  Wiley: Hockey Nintendo!
                    Mitchell: The rule is, there's no rule, everything goes
                      Snake: My name's Snake. I don't like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain't got no hobbies, 'less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don't like..."hobbies." And I have a 1.1 GPA...
                        Aunt Irene: Oh, I'm feeling kind of frisky.
                        Uncle Louis: Well, let's get out the Twister game.
                            I mean, hockey is my life - I've got on hockey underwear right now!