9940
Alley Thug: "Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?"
Joe: "Ask me how fat she is."
Alley Thug: "Fuck you, man. How fat is she?"
Joe: "Ask me how fat she is."
Alley Thug: "Fuck you, man. How fat is she?"
9939
Jimmy: "Danger's my middle name".
Joe: "Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody and I'll kill you."
Joe: "Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody and I'll kill you."
9938
Joe: "You wanna fuck her? You gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in."
9937
Alley Thug: "Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?"
Joe: "Ask me how fat she is."
Alley Thug: "Fuck you, man. How fast is she?"
Joe: "Ask me how fat she is."
Alley Thug: "Fuck you, man. How fast is she?"
9936
Alley Thug: (After being punched to the ground by Joe) "You bastard!"
Joe: "And then some!"
Joe: "And then some!"
9935
Joe: "Now, I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph."
9934
Alley Thug: "How fat is she?"
Joe: "She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot".
Joe: "She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot".
9933
Alley Thug: "Alright, you want it in the chest or the head?"
Joe: "That's what your wife said".
Joe: "That's what your wife said".
9932
Joe Hallenbeck: Now what are you doing?
Jimmy Dix: Drawing them a picture.
Joe Hallenbeck: Of what???
Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb.
Joe Hallenbeck: That does not look like a bomb. It looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. They're just going to say "Don't open the briefcase. It's full of fresh fruit."
Jimmy Dix: You want to draw the dang thing?
(after informing them with the word BOM)
Jimmy Dix: Happy?
Joe Hallenbeck: Are you kidding me?
Jimmy Dix: Drawing them a picture.
Joe Hallenbeck: Of what???
Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb.
Joe Hallenbeck: That does not look like a bomb. It looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. They're just going to say "Don't open the briefcase. It's full of fresh fruit."
Jimmy Dix: You want to draw the dang thing?
(after informing them with the word BOM)
Jimmy Dix: Happy?
Joe Hallenbeck: Are you kidding me?
9931
Jimmy (to Darian): You want to be left alone, don't you?
9930
Furry Tom: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know Furball. Why?
Furry Tom: Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.
Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know Furball. Why?
Furry Tom: Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.
9929
Darian: Dad, can I show Jimmy off to my friends?
Joe Hallenbeck: He's not a pet honey.
Joe Hallenbeck: He's not a pet honey.
9928
Joe: "I swear to God if I live through this I'll do a f*cking jig."
9927
Hallenbeck: "Why did the cat cross the road? Cuz his dick was stuck in a chicken!"
9926
Joe Hallenbeck: Hey, you got a car?
Man: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: Give me the keys.
Man: No way.
Joe Hallenbeck: Give me the keys or I'll shoot the kid.
Darian: Daddy.
Joe Hallenbeck: Shhhh.
Man: Well, okay.
Man: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: Give me the keys.
Man: No way.
Joe Hallenbeck: Give me the keys or I'll shoot the kid.
Darian: Daddy.
Joe Hallenbeck: Shhhh.
Man: Well, okay.
9925
Jimmy Dix: People must figure you are the dumbest guy in the world.
Joe Hallenbeck: Why is that?
Jimmy Dix: Because you are trying to save the life of the guy who ruined your career and avenge the death of the guy who f***** your wife.
Joe Hallenbeck: Why is that?
Jimmy Dix: Because you are trying to save the life of the guy who ruined your career and avenge the death of the guy who f***** your wife.
9924
Joe Hallenbeck: Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile you f***.
9923
Milo: You think you are so freakin cool? You think you are so cool? Just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain.
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
9922
Milo: You must be James.
Jimmy Dix: James?
Joe Hallenbeck: He does that with everybody. He calls me Joseph.
Jimmy Dix: James?
Joe Hallenbeck: He does that with everybody. He calls me Joseph.
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