Beverly Hills Cop Quotes
      Axel: "LALALALALALALALALA! I AM NOT LISTENING TO JEFFREY, BUT HE IS STILL TALKING! (Turning to Jeffrey) I am NOT listening to you!"
        Jeffrey: "Todd's looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? This is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true."
          Axel: "This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
            Axel: (As he gives the keys to the Harrow Club valet) "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here."
              Jenny: "I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova. What are you driving now?"

              Axel: "Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."
                Bogomil: For one last time, what are you doing in Beverly Hills?
                Axel and Bogomil: I'M ON VACATION!!!
                  Sgt. Taggart: I don't think that one drink is going to kill us, Billy.
                    Jenny: "Peach fuzz!"

                    Axel: "Mustache!"
                      Axel: "I see you're still breakin' into people's houses."

                      Mikey: "What do you expect with that lock? Why don't you buy a real fuckin' lock for that thing?"

                      Axel: "No, I've got my pistol. I'll pop a cap in somebody!"
                        Axel: "WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE HERE!"

                        Inspector Todd: "Yes we are, aren't we? Now let's look at the facts. 1-A hoodlum friend. 2-A professional hit. 3-In a cop's apartment! This whole things stinks to high Heaven!"
                          Axel Foley/Jenny Summers:
                          A: Is this your car?". J: "Oh, no. In Beverly Hills, we just take whichever car is closest.
                          -Axel Foley/Jenny Summers
                            Detective Billy Rosewood:
                            Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
                            -Detective Billy Rosewood
                              Detective Inspector Todd:
                              Do you think I walked into this town from the cotton fields? Whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about your narrow ass, otherwise you'd be laying next to him in that meet wagon!
                              -Detective Inspector Todd
                                Do you want it with a lemon twist?
                                  Axel Foley:
                                  We've got cocaine and coffee. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.
                                  -Axel Foley
                                    Axle Foley:
                                    Disturbin' the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! Then what do you call being hit by a car, jay-walking?!
                                    -Axle Foley