I Married A Vampire (1987)

This quaintly romantic low-budget vampire film from notorious Troma Studios involves the plight of a naive country girl (Rachel Gordon) whose first venture into the Big Apple leads to degradation and humiliation at the hands of heartless city slickers. Her destiny changes radically when she falls into the arms of charming hundred-year-old vampire Robespierre (Brendan Hickey), who is instantly smitten. Learning of the abuse she has suffered, Robespierre seeks bloody retribution on the louts responsible. Though slow-moving at times, this film benefits from a fairly involving story and a few twists unique to the vampire genre, and is remarkably tasteful in comparison to Troma Studios' typical gross-out product. — Cavett Binion

Rachel Golden - Viola
Brendan Hickey - Robespierre
Ted Zalewski - Gluttonshire
Deborah Carroll - Olivia
Temple Aaron - Portia
David Dunton
Kathryn Karnes
Marcus Chase
Steve Monahan
Ken Skeer
Rit Friedman