Nickelodeon Is Kids (1990)

Am I watching a missing children show?

i can see how this is creepy but da fuq why is that kid strangling a cow?

Whose idea was it to let David Lynch create a commercial for Nickelodeon?

the heartbeat is too loud

the part around 0:23 used to really scare me as a kid!

I have never seen this one & glad I didn't see as a kid.
Man, that was creepy.

It seems like I saw this back in the day, because I remembered how it went when I saw it. But I don't remember it well at all. Anyway, I agree with you. This one is scary, creepy, freaky, whatever you wanna call it. I prefer the pinchface over this one. The worst thing for me is the heartbeat sound.

Man, it's like this one was designed to be as sinister as possible.

This seems more like a promo for some newsmagazine than an image campaign for a kids' network.

Nick had a few creepy commercials back then.

This bumper used to make me kinda nervous but it doesn't much anymore.

You know, this never USED to scare me, but I think it's creepy now!

It never scared me, although it was odd how they made it slow and with heartbeats. I thought it was somethin to tell kids to slow down... a lot lol.

The scariest parts of this bumper are the freaky buzzing sounds near the end. Scary.

I was freaked out the first time I saw this bumper.

What a hell were those people thinking when they came up with this spot? What is it supposed to mean? All I know is that it turned out to be a creepy one...

That commercial is just disturbing on all levels. The creepy music...the logo coming at you with a heart-beat sound...the low-pitched narration...the dark color of the footage... How the hell did Nick think it was OK to air this on a network targeted at kids?

I remember I used to have a habit of keeping the channel on nickelodeon before I turned off the tv, so I always used to be afraid that when I woke up and turned on the TV, this bump would come on. It never did.

This didn't exactly scare me, but it WAS very damn annoying! Then again, Prickelodeon has been known to do that! Cartoon Network is better!

Wow, is it just me or this ID scared everyone. This ID used to freak me out, also. It also scared my younger cousin. She told me.

It used to scare me too, but only the first part of the thing.

OMG, this used to scare the crap out of me. I remember needing to turn away from the TV and hold my ears everytime I saw this freakin thing!