Roger Rabbit: What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
Eddie Valiant: You wanna know? (Roger nods) I'll tell ya. A toon killed my twin-brother.
Roger Rabbit: (frightened) A toon?!? No!
Eddie Valiant: That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street....
Roger Rabbit: (sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my twin-brother, I'd hate me, too.
Eddie Valiant: Come on. Don't cry, Roger. I don't hate you.
Roger Rabbit: Yes, you do!
Eddie Valiant: No, I don't.
Roger Rabbit: You do hate me. Otherwise, You would have yanked my ears all the time.
Eddie Valiant: I am sorry that I yanked your ears.
Roger Rabbit: (Cheering) All the time you've yanked my ears. Well, Put it there, pal. I am feel so much better. Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.