A Quick Roy Rogers Ad
This 10 second ad for their Bacon Cheeseburger was originally posted to YouTube by rsm31076.
Quote O' Matic
Firewater:
"Hello there, little sausage. You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn... that we are not REAL."
Gum:
"While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough."
Firewater:
"The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons. [Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped]"
Frank:
"What?"
Firewater:
"You, Frank... are a plaything in the demented schlubby Jewish actor named: [the image of a Jewish actor] Seth Rogen."
Frank:
"Wait. I'm Jewish?"
Sammy:
"So... who am I?"
Gum:
"You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named: [the image of a Celebrity actor] Edward Norton."
Sammy:
"Edward Norton? What kind of parent gives that kid of stupid cunt name like that?"
Gum:
"Worry not, friends. I have a solution."
Added By: Clint_Olson
