I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey! | Retro Junk Commercial

Wow, I have got to use that come back sometime. "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey." ZING

i would of went mikey's ideal i would have got the pizza.

Wow, I can't believe I actually remember this.

yeah joey. show him who the man is

"Pot! you know..MARIJUAAAAANA"

THIS IS THE GREATEST INSULT OF ALL TIME.

That's either going to confuse the hell out of your peers or get you beat up.

Wow! A turkey! Strong language! Way to tell him off, Joey!

Well yeah Mallrat, he's constantly got the munchies.

Get a pizza!

*Laughs* Sure we did, BKbaby! They just edited them a lot after a while and showed them as 10 second blips before the cartoon. It was like a shot of the turtles saying "Drug dealers are dorks, don't talk to em!" and then right to the show.

lmao we neva had these commercials in brooklyn..ahahaha hmmm

"Get a pizza"? Is Michelangelo advocating smoking the weed?

i remember this one

PWNED

Ahh, I loved that line as a kid. "You're a turkey". I think I may have used it on people a couple of times. Only turkeys deal drugs people, who doesn't know that?
Could have sworn this commercial was late 80s, though.

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

LOL I remember this!!! Wow, Joey sure was smaller than that drug dealer dork..I'm surprised he didn't get stomped on for saying no. Well done!

Got the munchies? Tsk tsk, Michaelangelo!

oh God, i remember this one.... they used to show it all the time. Its funny how unrealistic anti-drug PSAs were from the "Just Say No" era, dealer's wouldn't be selling right in the middle of school like that.

Lol, if you slow this video down everyone sounds stoned.
Iiii'm nooot a chhhhickennnn, youuuu're a turkkkkkey.

What kind of drug dealer is stupid enough to walk up to a random kid in the middle of school and pull out a bunch of drugs?

I wonder what was on the Turtles' pizza?

I love this commercial! I havent seen it in its entirety since I was little. They still show it on ABC but just with the "Drugs are bad/cowabunga" ending. Oh wow...good memories.

I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey! (1990)