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Quote O' Matic
Rod Rescueman:"I'm a super hero!"
Fairy Godmother:"You're kidding"
Rod Rescueman:"I'm actually not a full fledged one, I'm on my learner's permit but that's almost as good."
Fairy Godmother:"You have a resume, perhaps I could check something out?"
Rod Rescueman:"Yeah I do, right here. It's a blank piece of paper but it is notarized and it's legal signed."
Fairy Godmother:"You've made my day! If only I could give you a little test you could show me that you're capable of doing..."
Rod Rescueman:"I've got an idea!"
Fairy Godmother:"Yes?"
Rod Rescueman:"Why don't you give me a test?"
Fairy Godmother:"There's an idea!"
Rod Rescueman:"Thank you!"
Fairy Godmother:"Let me think of something... Here we go, I though of it so very quickly, let's pretend that I'm a damsel in distress."
Rod Rescueman:"You'll be the damsel in distress."
Fairy Godmother:"Better me than you."
Rod Rescueman:"Well I couldn't rescue myself, that doesn't count."
Fairy Godmother:"It really doesn't. [flies up onto her desk] OK, to make it a little more interesting I will be a damsel in distress currently on fire."
Rod Rescueman:"At this moment, on fire."
Fairy Godmother:"Here we go. [lights a ring of fire around her] Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire! Oh, help!"
Rod Rescueman:"This is the test where I show you..."
Fairy Godmother:"This is where you jump in and do something!"
Rod Rescueman:"Alright, you're on fire..."
Fairy Godmother:"Currently!"
Rod Rescueman:"Excuse me ma'am! Superheros are very polite!"
Fairy Godmother:"[fire stops blazing] Skip polite, go right back! [fire starts blazing again] I now feel molecules charing internally!"
