Drinking and Driving Wrecks Lives PIF
a Northern Ireland anti Drink Drive advert from Department of the Environment
Quote O' Matic
Cookie Monster:
"What happened to you?"
The Monster Cookie:
"Then me start to break in chocolate chips,"
Cookie Monster:
"(Gasp) NO!"
The Monster Cookie:
"Then me brain turns to cream filling."
Cookie Monster:
"Oh, no!"
The Monster Cookie:
"Then, me leave crumbs, Whenever me walk."
Cookie Monster:
"In other words, You did not exactly pictured your health."
The Monster Cookie:
"Correct. And before me knew it, It was too late. (Voice breaksdown) Me transformed into a big, Monster Coookieeee. (Sobs hystaricly)"
Cookie Monster:
"(Gasps and voice breaksdown) This is a catastrophe (Sobs as well)."
Cookie Monster:
"(As he woke up from his nightmare) What a dream, Oh, very sad. (As he was going eat a cookie, puts it down) Oh, NO, NO, NO! Never eat cookies ever again. NO! From now on, Me eat carrots. Yeah (Eats carrots, Om nom nom nom!) And fish, (Eats fish, Om nom nom nom!) and whole wheat bread. Yeah, (Eats bread, Om! Nom! Nom! Nom!) And no, Cookies. Sorry, Cookie. Me cannot eat you ever, Say you talking, cookie? You crying, cookie? (Eats cookie, Om! Nom! Nom! Nom!) Well, Maybe sometime a cookie."
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