Garry Shandling for Pizza Hut in I'm Single
Taken from 1986 late stand-up comedian, former sitcom self-titled/Larry Sanders Show actor, director, writer and producer.
Quote O' Matic
Ted Wood, Jr.:
"Muffin, please, can we talk about this?"
Muffin Baker:
"No."
Ted Wood, Jr.:
"You gotta believe me, I was drugged or something! I didn't know what I was doing!"
Muffin Baker:
"You look like you were doing what you know you were doing, you know?"
Ted Wood, Jr.:
"Well... sort of, but there seems to be an evil plot, trying to pull us apart. I mean, divide and conquer. Lift and separate!"
Muffin Baker:
"Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm still mad at you!"
Ted Wood, Jr.:
"Will you think about it, please?"
Muffin Baker:
"Yeah, maybe. But not right now; my mind is just so muddled."
Ted Wood, Jr.:
"I'm so sad. I'm housebroken."
Muffin Baker:
"What a mess! And now, this hidden key business... how am I supposed to figure that one out? I've never been good with puzzles."
Tabitha the Ghost:
"Why don't you sleep on it?"
Muffin Baker:
"Maybe I should sleep on it."
Tabitha the Ghost:
"A quick nap oughta do."
Muffin Baker:
"A quick nap right now sounds really good."
Tabitha the Ghost:
"In your waking world, no one can see me. Only in your dreams, could we ever be together. So dream on, my dear... and in your dreams, I'll be with you."
Muffin Baker:
"Oh! Who are you?"
Tabitha the Ghost:
"Only a dream that's here to provide you with pleasure."
Muffin Baker:
"So this isn't real?"
Tabitha the Ghost:
"It's only a fantasy."
Muffin Baker:
"Cool! I've never been with a chick before!"
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