Purina Cat Chow in A Full Family
Taken from 2011.
Quote O' Matic
Wayne Szalinski:
"And given that my machine can substantially reduce the size of bulky payloads... And fuel supplies of the savings to the space program would be staggering."
Professor Frederickson:
"Mr. Szalinski, are you trying to tell me that suddenly size is no longer relative?"
Wayne Szalinski:
"Well, that's right, Professor Frederickson, and that all matter is made up of not only density but of empty space, and if we can proportionally reduce the amount of empty space in any given object, we can, thereby, shrink the object."
Professor Frederickson:
"Uh-huh. Where's your proof?"
Wayne Szalinski:
"When Einstein came up with the atomic bomb, did they ask him to prove that it worked?"
Professor Frederickson:
"You, Mr. Szalinski, are hardly Einstein.
[the audience laughs]"
Wayne Szalinski:
"I picked a name."
Professor Frederickson:
"You have, however, managed to shrink one thing
[stands up]"
Professor Frederickson:
"Gentlemen, ladies, I don't know about you, but I'm going to lunch.
[leaves along with the rest]"
