Ali Landry and Sean Hayes in 1998 Super Bowl Doritos Commercial
This was the commercial that made her famous. Hope it's good enough quality. Came from an old video recording on VHS.
Quote O' Matic
Roger Rabbit:
"What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?"
Eddie Valiant:
"You wanna know? (Roger nods) I'll tell ya. A toon killed my twin-brother."
Roger Rabbit:
"(frightened) A toon?!? No!"
Eddie Valiant:
"That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. It hurt my arm, and Theodore never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him stan"
Roger Rabbit:
"(sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my twin-brother, I'd hate me, too."
Eddie Valiant:
"Come on. Don't cry, Roger. I don't hate you."
Roger Rabbit:
"Yes, you do!"
Eddie Valiant:
"No, I don't."
Roger Rabbit:
"You do hate me. Otherwise, You would have yanked my ears all the time."
Eddie Valiant:
"I am sorry that I yanked your ears."
Roger Rabbit:
"(Cheering) All the time you've yanked my ears. Well, Put it there, pal. I am feel so much better. Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news."
