What do you know about Retro?

I see you kids here everyday.

You are born in the 90's, thinking you know something about "retro".

The 90's ended just 8 years ago. Can't really be nostalgic when you are 20, can you?

Ah, whatever.

My tatoos show my age. This is retro nostalgia!



Left wrist



Right wrist



Inside right bicep



Right arm



Left shoulder

That, children, is RETRO!
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    grindcore fan Posted 4 years 10 months ago
    I fucking love this article and I agree with childofthe1970s. There are TOO MANY fucking teenagers on this site. When I first joined, I was expecting all of the users to be over 20, I was wrong. Who cares what these crybabies think, I liked the article.
    uchuukeji69 Posted 5 years 9 days ago
    A waste of space on this website if you ask me.
    mlw1984 Posted 5 years 2 months ago
    Nice tattoos btw. My brother has both the Autobot and Decepticon logos on both arms.

    But this article SUCKS. It's just another one of these "what is retro and what is not topics?" What is retro to these 1990's babies, may not be retro to 1970's babies. So just get over it.
    cowandchicken Posted 5 years 2 months ago
    Wow, okay. Now that I've seen your collection of tattoos I no longer miss the 90s. As a matter of fact I feel like getting tattoos of things you personaly enjoy. Millions of them all over my body. I want to show my detication here!

    Thank God you saved my soul from the dark path I was taking.
    ChicagoSheriff Posted 5 years 5 months ago
    I totally agree with you
    mlw1984 Posted 5 years 5 months ago
    What the hell is this? The 1990's is retro to us, maybe not you people in your late 20's and up but to me, it's all good. I'm sick of this what's retro and what's not debate.
    rowemedic Posted 5 years 6 months ago
    wow you have reached a new level of dorkdom.

    this article should be called

    The Four Reasons Why I Can't Get Laid
    Spongeroks Posted 5 years 7 months ago
    childofthe1970s, more like the 90s is the BEST decade of the 20th century.

    Anyway, nice tatoos, but seriously, where's the actual article?
    ducktalesfan1977 Posted 5 years 8 months ago
    Who cares if he shows off his tattoos? I think I shall do an article just like this one and within in an hour or two it'll be in the back page.
    Hiro Posted 5 years 8 months ago
    I'm going to say this article is awful, you don't even explain why you think the 90s isn't retro. You just show off your tattoos.
    ducktalesfan1977 Posted 5 years 8 months ago
    Hey, at least Foolproof had the balls to write this article. If it was me, I'd probably get a negative 100 score on here.
    childofthe1970s Posted 5 years 9 months ago
    Foolproof, I strongly agree with this article. I don't think most of you are getting the message, he's saying the 90s isn't retro and it's not. It's the worst decade of the 20th century and personally I'm glad it's over. There are so many pre-teens and teenagers on here now and it's just driving me crazy. I'm going to write a similar article to this one.
    glasseye Posted 5 years 11 months ago
    Heh heh, I like this.
    kippy Posted 6 years 7 days ago
    I should inform you that some of us were born in the wrong era.(Myself Included) Sure, I say stuff like: :YOU PIECE OF HORSEY CACA. But I always prefer the F and b words to that by far. So... fuck it all.

    I AM 12 GOING ON 24, BUB. AND IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.
    Borgem Posted 6 years 1 month ago
    Nice tattoos, now is there an article in here somewhere?

    I'd also like to know who decides what's retro or not. How old does something need to be retro? Is ten years enough or should it be at least twenty?

    ccann702 Posted 6 years 1 month ago
    What a dork.
    99Centsplease Posted 6 years 1 month ago
    Xe-A-Thoul:
    You're so right on, though. These people that wear them shirts that say "NES Rules!" and the like think they're so retro. Oooh, you have a shirt with old Mario artwork, that's SO retro. As retro as it may be, it's just not enough. What you need is something I have... and that's a Contra shirt. Now THAT's retro. You also have to have knowledge about the retroness, then you are indeed retro.

    *

    Correcto. Though I am a '90s person, if you have '80s T-Shirts, doesn't mean you know the entire concept of "retro". What do I do? Research, and research, and research, partially through this site.

    By the way, DTF1977, people in the '90s didn't think the '80s were retro yet. The '90s revolution begins in 2010.

    And I agree with you, DancePetunia.
    CheezNapkin Posted 6 years 2 months ago
    In 50 years or so you're gonna be like "WHAT'S THIS MEGAMAN CRAP"
    ducktalesfan1977 Posted 6 years 3 months ago
    I don't think you guys are getting his message.

    I already know what the article's message means.

    He's saying the 90s aren't retro yet.

    I'm getting a Captain Caveman tattoo soon.
    DancePetunia Posted 6 years 3 months ago
    I know I'm young, and I don't think I'm retro, but it doesn't mean I don't miss things from my childhood and want to revisit them. And even though I think this Petunia tatoo is cool, doesn't mean I'd actually get it permantly inked on my body.
    DieYuppieScum Posted 6 years 3 months ago
    so if I get tattos of mega man and thunder cats Iam retro....

    your a chump and this article is a joke.

    I may get a warning for this but it had to be said.

    We miss the past just as much as you do otherwise we wouldent be on this site.
    Xe-A-Thoul Posted 6 years 3 months ago
    Wish I had a Rock Man tattoo. Now that would be awesome. Alls I got is this Rock Man Wristband, which is so much better than a common NES Mario or Zelda wristband.

    You're so right on, though. These people that wear them shirts that say "NES Rules!" and the like think they're so retro. Oooh, you have a shirt with old Mario artwork, that's SO retro. As retro as it may be, it's just not enough. What you need is something I have... and that's a Contra shirt. Now THAT's retro. You also have to have knowledge about the retroness, then you are indeed retro.

    Pfft, this, coming from a 17 year old. My bad for going off topic.

    By the way, what're the first two tattoos?
    ducktalesfan1977 Posted 6 years 3 months ago
    Nice tattoos, dude.
    ducktalesfan1977 Posted 6 years 3 months ago
    Good article, Foolproof!
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