Food For Thought

It's snack time!

Any time is snack time! Sadly, many of our favorite culinary delights of the past, no longer exist. I will have vengeance on those responsible for the corporate axe!

Sorry, I'm calm now, here are ten things that I recall. Let's eat!


1. McDLT. The Big Mac can shove it. While other kids were ordering
Happy Meals, my young self always got this. Why did they get rid of it?




2. Hidden Treasures. Some pieces had filling, others didn't. It was a mystery in
every bowl!




3. Surge. Tasted like sludge, but oh so good sludge.




4. Josta. This stuff is memorable because it was nasty. The label was pretty cool, though.




5. PB Crisps. If anything needs to be reborn, it's these things.
Peanut butter inside a graham cookie shell. God forgive Planters
for ending them.




6. Handi Snacks. After school snacks didn't get any better than
crackers and cheese-like paste.




7. Twix. Yeah, they're still around, but once upon a time, they came in four flavors! The peanut butter survived the ax, but the cookies and cream was pretty excellent too.




8. Lunchables. Oh lordy, if you walked into the cafeteria with one of these bad boys, everyone
wanted to be your best buddy. It was almost as cool as having a Trapper Keeper!




9. Ecto Cooler. The ultimate beverage. I found it was best served with a side
of Teddy Grahams.




10. PB Max. Even today, I mourn for the loss of this candy treat. Mars made millions on this hunk of deliciousness, but they eventually discontinued it because they, the Mars family, didn't like
peanut butter. May they suffer horribly.




Honorable Mentions: Rice Krispie Treats Cereal, Crystal Pepsi.

Who's hungry? Thanks for reading.

~ TheOutlaw
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Comments
    MatuX Posted 2 months 16 hours ago
    Oh god... the ones i most loved were Surge And Lunchables :P
    Bobby1001 Posted 2 months 3 days ago
    I can't believe you were able to eat entire McDLTs as a kid. I know I wouldn't be able to finish one of those as a kid. Great article.
    TheOutlaw Posted 2 months 2 days ago
    Others couldn't believe it either. My cousin and I were there once, I'm 8, he' 7..he asks for a happy meal, I get a McDLT. He's all "WTF??". I miss those things.
    Retro Nug Posted 2 months 19 days ago
    Me and a friend were just having fond memories of the McDLT a couple of days ago! Man, that was a good sandwich.
    Isaaz Posted 2 months 25 days ago
    Wow I have not thought about PB crisps for a long time, those things were the best. Surge was something else all together, we used to drink that all the time.
    Goodgold Posted 2 months 27 days ago
    Good article and fun read. I have to mention that the PB Crisps came in chocolate as well and they were so delicious. I remember the day I realized they weren't in the supermarket anymore. I used to go grocery shopping with my mom every week and pick up a bag of those. Then one week, they weren't on the shelf. I thought maybe they sold out, but they never returned... Sad story. But I recently found a YouTube video explaining to make your own Ecto-Cooler. It was fun and tasted great. so at least I got the chance to have the chance to taste something that has been discontinued. Great article :)
    TheOutlaw Posted 2 months 27 days ago
    I hadn't seen Handi Snacks in quite awhile, so I assumed they weren't around anymore. Oh well.
    I know Lunchables still are, but they're a past object as well as present. One thing I forgot about til now...Hostess Fruit Pies!
    Khan Posted 2 months 27 days ago
    Turtle Pies. Oh and before Ghost Busters, Ecto Cooler was called Citrus Cooler.
    Nightwatcher Posted 2 months 27 days ago
    I loved Hidden Treasures and have been lucky enough to have tasted both Ecto Cooler and Surge though I never got a chance to try Crystal Pepsi. I never got to try the Mc D.L.T. either but I do wish they would bring back the Arch Deluxe, it was a great sandwich. Good read but you could have added more details about these items and it could have been a little longer.
    RadRex Posted 3 months 10 hours ago
    Ecto Cooler was a Tangerine Orange flavor...and Crystal Pepsi was awesome...especially the Van Halen commercials!
    second exodous Posted 2 months 24 days ago
    I remember, but I could be remembering incorrectly, Crystal Pepsi tasting like regular Pepsi. My favorite was 7up and Sprite back then so I didn't drink much of it though.
    daash Posted 3 months 1 day ago
    Great look back on some of the snacks from the past. However I would have liked to read a little more about them.
    Echidna64 Posted 3 months 2 days ago
    Fun Dip, Now and Laters, Dunkaroos, Doritos 3D, Warheads, Fruit Stripe gum, Pepsi Blue, Gogurt
    Fuzz Posted 3 months 1 day ago
    Fun Dip, Now & Laters, Warheads, Fruit Stripe gum, Gogurt - all still around.
    second exodous Posted 3 months 2 days ago
    Does anyone remember how Ecto Cooler actually tasted? I remember liking it but for the life of me can not remember how it tasted. Was it just Orange flavored?
    Glynneth Posted 3 months 2 days ago
    I remember really liking Crystal Pepsi.
    Fuzz Posted 3 months 2 days ago
    So are Lunchables.

    http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=lunchables&ic=16_0&Find=Find&search_constraint=976759
    Fuzz Posted 3 months 2 days ago
    Handi Snacks are still around.

    http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=handi-snacks&ic=16_0&Find=Find&search_constraint=976759
    jprc10 Posted 3 months 2 days ago
    I remember having a McDLT when I visited the USA for the first time back in 1997, I also remember the handi snacks.
    Nice read!
    VHS4eva Posted 3 months 2 days ago
    Great snack choices. Ecto Cooler was all I drank for lunch time and when I got home from school. I also enjoyed Kudos with my Ecto. I could eat P.B. Crisps all day, those bastard were excellent!!'Nilla Wafers were also on my snack list; I would dump some in a glass and fill it up with some milk and spoon it out, YUMM! I still do that occasionally!
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