Retro Game Ads.

A Tram Ride through Videogame Advertising.

Please step inside, Watch your step...





Hello, I'm vkimo, and I'll be your guide today. Just sit down and look at the tram screen...




Oops. This thing is on the fritz again. Hold on...*Kicks Monitor*...There! Enjoy!







VideoGames have come along way. From humble beginnings to a Multi-Billion dollar industry, Gaming's become a major pastime for most of the world. But everything's gotta start somewhere. I'm talking about Advertising. It's basically how we found out about a whole new world. A world where you could fight monsters as a brave Warrior. A place where you could enact parts from your favorite movies. From first seeing an ad about a game on the back page of your favorite comic, or on TV, Advertisement is the medium through which we see the world.



Take A Look...







What comes to mind? For me, it's all memories. Although I didn't have a chance to play all of these legendary systems, I definitely had my fair share of gaming. Last time we looked at Ads encompassing a diverse commercial market. This time we will be focusing primarily on Video game and Console ads. And unlike last time, I'll be adding my 2 cents on these great ads. So fasten your safety restraints, Keep you hands legs and feet in the Tram at all times. And Please, no flash photography.


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For awhile yes, Atari was the best thing since sliced bread. Look at that stack of games! I like the Atari's console design. It's Wood veneer and design really scream retro!



Wow! Pretty cutting edge for the early 90's don't you think? I've yet to actually see one of these in real life. I wouldn't mind tracking one of these down on the web. How cool would it be to see the look on your friends faces when you pullout wireless controls. TUBULAR!!!





I feel sorry for kids who bought this thinking it was the next step in gaming. Don't get me wrong, I love Sega, but this system just didn't blow up my dress (Metaphorically speaking)



HOLY S*%+#!! 79.99 FOR NHL 96!! I couldn't sell this game for 1.99 on Ebay! This Ad is especially eye opening to me. Look at the price of Video games back then. Doom was almost 100 dollars! I don't remember games costing that much. No wonder my parents hated Nintendo. Thank goodness game prices have dropped.



Mario, on an Atari? Crazy huh? I'm sure you old timers remember this well. I like how the old Ads included hand drawn illustrations. It gave them more of a kid like feel to them.



I never had a Nomad, but it looks great. Originally released 1995. The Nomad could play Sega Genesis and Mega drive cartridges. It could also be hooked up and played on a regular TV. Sounds pretty cool. Today's hand helds can't say that.



Pretty Impressive looking. The 5200 was the replacement for the 2600. Notice the change in design. No more wood trim, but now a sleek metal band and all black frame. Just a hint at the direction of game console design.



I'm assuming this Ad came towards the end of the Genesis life. The prices seem low. Just look the Handheld GameGear was more expensive. I got my GameGear at Costco. I still remember my amazement at the graphics and the screens brightness. Only till recently did we have a handheld with comparable graphics.



It's hard to believe that these graphics were cutting edge back in the day. But we have to look back and see where things started. Companies like Atari paved the way for better gaming.



What a way to trick your kid into learning! Can't say if it worked or not, but I'm sure more than a few kids pleaded with their parents into getting this, promising better grades the whole way.



Man, I love the GameBoy. The thought of playing games anywhere anytime was always enticing. Take a boy's 2 favorite things; Starwars and Video games. Put them together...The rest is magic.



They must have only interviewed 5 people, because I never heard of the Vectrex system. Ads like this would never get over today. Were talking about games, not toothpaste!



Lynx, I heard tales of this elusive beast but never saw one. It looks huge, bigger than a GameGear! Just another one of the many graphically Superior systems that lost out to Gameboy. Will somebody please write an article about Gameboy and it's competition?!



This game must have been real hard. You could get a free cobra hat if you got to a certain level. I have no idea why Duke would be giving away Cobra merchandise!



Joust, one of the greatest games ever conceived.



This is definitely one of the more peculiar ads. A Kool Aid game? Another thing I like about the 80's and 90's. Video gaming was new and companies were trying to expand anyway possible.



Uh yeah. Before the famous Madden game series, John would endorse game help guides. I guess.



He-Man, need I say more? Well maybe a little. I think almost all of the Atari games were just the same coding but with slight variations in colors and stuff. Another generic game? Depends on who you ask?



You'll notice back then they focused more on presentation than the actual game play. Look at the big colorful picture. While the actual graphics are pinned away at the bottom. Sneaky. I like.



Parker Bros hasn't made video games in awhile. But they sure made some interesting titles.



Become a Jedi while never leaving the house? Sounds good to me.



Here they failed to show game play at all. But they make up for it with a large, appealing art work. I think alot more was placed on the games story back then, on order to compensate for graphics.



This Ad actually gives of a 90's vibe. The dark colors and font for some reason seem ahead of the times.



Magazine Ads are great because you can fill a large page with whatever you want. Here they chose to use a man ripping a magazine to show how tough this game can be. I don't get it either.



Here's a great Ad show casing the newest lineup for the Nintendo console. Look at all those great titles! Notice too the kids playing, there very young. Games back then obviously targeted a younger demographic than today.



This Ad is hilarious! Their advertising those speaker/magnifying glass units you put on Gameboy. This kid better cut it out. Next thing you know he's on his Honeymoon playing DS while his wife is with the Gardner!



A lot of companies were out for Atari's head. This unit boasted a built in screen and interchangeable cartridges. I like this Ad because it showing alot of products and doesn't leave much empty space.



I love the lay out on this Ad. It really captures the eye. Almost reminds me of the back of an old Cereal box.



This is one of my favorite Ads. I love ads that show the systems in action. Back then not many kids had TV's in their rooms. So the GameBoy revolutionized the game anywhere idea. Not to mention seeing the SNES really gives this Ad a retro feel.



I don't know what to make of this product. But you gotta love that chrome font!



EWWW!! This Ad makes me want to purchase some Kleenex! Not a Video game. They were going for shock value in this Ad. I'd say mission accomplished.



Even then Video game makers were targeting girls. Ads like these are rare but show that boys aren't the only ones who play games.



Video game contest are really nice to look at. This was another clever method used by companies. Utilize sweepstakes to increase popularity of games.



Another Star Wars game. Nuff said.



This Ad is unique in that it uses a video game pro to push the product. I wonder what this guy does today? Accounting perhaps?



Finally! With this bad buy I can pull of as many Mortal Kombat fatalities I want. Products like these though rarely go over well. You just can't beat a official controller.



Another visually capturing Ad. Here were told that this game is for tough guys. And considering most gamers are skinny, weak and unsociable, this game was a wonder cure.



Colecovision was one of Atari's main competitors. This Ad could have used some background imagery though. It's a tad plain.



A Chess video game? Oh Boy.



Humility wasn't one of Atari's virtues. They told it how it was. This Ad showcases all of the features of the console. Allowing consumers to make a very biased and narrow decision. Just Joking!



I love this Ad. Because once again it shows a typical 80's teenagers room; Messy.




Well there you have it! I would have liked to have more Nintendo and Genesis Ads but they were hard to come by. I think the reason being is that games were being advertised more on TV. I guess less focus was put into Magazine Ads.


One of the main reason I chose to do this article is because I have a deep fondness for times long past. As I peer into these images I'm taken back in time. But also the Ads capture time. Maybe a hundred years from now there won't be any such thing as Super Mario, but just looking at this you can see there was one guy named Mario. And he was Super.

I don't live in the Past though. But every so often I like to sit back, plug in an old game and just unwind. Lost in a 16 bit world. Riding Yoshi and saving the Princess. Nothing else.

So I hope you guys enjoyed reading this. I hope you are taken back to the days of your youth. Thanks again for reading.










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Comments
    mikemonmouth Posted 2 years 3 months ago
    wow...great great fuckin article my man. i just read it now...i love the tram!
    PraiseTheLard Posted 2 years 10 months ago
    Great article; I remember never going to Toys'R'Us for games because my Mom would tell me they rip us off. Actually, when I think of it my whole Genesis collection were used copies. Go figure!
    PraiseTheLard Posted 2 years 10 months ago
    Yeah, and I'm Canadian and those prices are still really high. Most PS3/360 games are only $60 when they come out new but then again the economy is different.
    jnewman119 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Good article, but don't you realize all the prices are in Canadian dollars.
    Goodgold Posted 3 years 11 months ago
    I had no idea how expensive games were back in the day, especially for the SNES. Sad thing is you can get them all for free with the click of a button.
    Evil_Iron Posted 4 years 7 hours ago
    Great reading. One of the longest articals so far, but also one of the best :)
    ERICT71 Posted 4 years 28 days ago
    WOWSERS!!! NO WONDER MY PARENTALS NEVA WANTED 2 BUY ME NE GAMES!!! THEY WERE HELLA EXPENSIVE!!!
    Lyftd Posted 4 years 1 month ago
    HA! a post almost 3 months later.. muh-haha
    Gestekoe Posted 4 years 2 months ago
    Holy crap, games were so expensive back then.
    Fellini Posted 4 years 3 months ago
    Great job. I remember the Gameboy ad in one of my magazines!
    unclebugspayton Posted 4 years 3 months ago
    $94.99 for DOOM people were on Crack For buying it i would never buy a game more than $50 today.
    booboobay Posted 4 years 3 months ago
    Good work!
    rowemedic Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!
    NLogan Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    vkimo does it again. Joust was one of the funnest insanely addictive 8 bit games ever.
    ooliyo Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    I feel so sorry for the person who resonded to the Sega Saturn ad.

    $79 BUCKS FOR DAYTONA USA! didn't they soon give that game away with the system? Dear lord
    sanguanet_vibrella Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Actually inside the premier issue of Game Pro that somebody had thrown away, there were wireless controllers for the NES. Crazy huh?
    weso Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    great article brought back a few good memories
    C-Boss Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    So much Greatness, I loved it. Great finds, pics, and information! Good memories.
    chillygal Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    another great article! pitfall on atari- ahhhhhhh- need i say more!
    HollyW00d Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    The reason the prices are so high is because those are Canadian adds people, reading is fundamental. Games were never that much in US dollars, they've consistently been around $50.
    Kenner Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Damn, Bassmasters on Genesis only cost $74.99 when you cut out that coupon. What a deal!
    Riphard Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Very original!
    jango52577 Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    I love Retro Game Ads!! Especially the ones that show Genesis and SNES games for almost $100 a piece. Considering I can find most of the used games I buy for between $1 and $20, I find these old ads hilarious.
    WoWAddict Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    This article was freakin sweet! I don't love anything more than retro consoles! I was a die hard Sega/Nintendo fan. Whatever they put on the table wow'd me. I always looked forward to what they were gonna come out with next.
    CharityIchiban Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Awesome article. Can you send me a bigger version of that joust ad?? Me and my friends have a joust club bc we got so addicted to that game a few years ago, it would be perfect. let me know.
    Captain_Redbeard Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Great work, Vkimo! I love old ads and I love video games, so this article was right up my alley. I had never heard of Vectrex before!
    MrCleveland Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    I'd like to see the AVGN look at this page...and play some of its bad games.
    gaijinninja Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Nice idea and good formating. Great job on the Vectrex shot. When I was just a wee lad I wanted one of those so bad. Basically it was a system that used a special vector monitor to display the vector graphics used in such games as: Asteroids, Star Castle, Tempest, and Battlezone. All this meaning that the games listed had much more similar game play and graphics to their respective full sized arcade machines than what was available for Atari. It wasn't that successful, and so wasn't produced for that long, but friend of mine bought one in a pawn shop a few years ago, it's still pretty cool.

    Thumbs up #31.
    pbot Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Ha ha, nice article dude. Really enjoyed it. I remember seeing tons of Nintendo ads in comic books. I flipped out, when I saw the ad for "X-Men 2" for genesis in a comic. I absolutely knew I HAD to have that game!
    SuperK1979 Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Fun Article. The prices are Canadian prices for those games in the Toys R Us Ads and that is why they are so expensive compared to our American prices.
    dalmatianlover Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    If it was possible to give you a score higher than an A+, then you've definately deserved it!
    This_guy Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    As you requested, "Gameboy Article" - It had a lower price than competing handhelds, better battery life, larger library of games, and the addition of Gameboy Pocket and Color kept it interesting. The End. :)

    All jokes aside, you guys are constantly raising the bar with the presentation of these articles. Most of you are breathing new life into the typical (Top 10, Video Game, Joker/Batman) topics. I thoroughly enjoyed your intro. Keep it up guys.
    DCPuppyGirl Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Again you found great advertisments, sometimes you don't need a lot of writing. I remember when SNES first came out, and when I told people that I had a Super Nintendo, they were like "Wow you have a Super Nintendo!"
    LivelyLorikeet Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    These systems and games were a little before my time, but outrageous prices for new video games were a bane on my childhood as well. Our parents would buy us the console, but me and my brother had to buy the games with our own money. Hence, we were never able to buy very many, and only once did we buy one within its first month of release. That was Pokemon Stadium, which cost 65 dollars when it first came out. Otherwise, we either bought used games or waited until big titles had been out for a while, so the prices would go down.
    CartoonDragon Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    This was awesome! Next do Commodore 64 game ads and boxes! Yes! Do!
    LuckyHawk Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Nice article! I happened to notice in the ad where the genesis is 99.99 right beside it is Garfield for 89.99! I couldnt imagine what poor sap threw down just as much for that crappy game as they did for the entire system! And that panic ad looks more like an advertisment for cocaine.
    alteredbeast Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    i remember the prices. from when i was 10-13, i saved up all my money from birthdays, Christmas, etc. to buy my own SNES. was totally worth it though, never had a lot of games but because i had to save and buy them, it meant more to me, i totally remember the game zoop now! nice job.
    knuclear200x Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Wow i cant believe single games cost THAT much back then. [/bold]
    Achilles Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    hehe cool idea to start the article. Another great job. Looking at those ads I was thinking how cool some of them were and that it was impossible not to be hooked by them.
    Ydoc Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Really enjoyed it man. Lots of good ads in there, and I liked seeing the over priced Toys 'R' Us games.
    Fangarius Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    The Panic Ad was disturbing, considering the game itself was wacky in its own way. On Sega CD, it consisted of a boy pressing buttons in order to get odd reactions. You had to be careful because you could accidentally 'destroy' a famous monument (no kidding), or end up in a strange place where a bratty kid would zap you into non-existence.

    But yeah, Activision and Imagic were the most intriguing ads I had seen back during the Atari Age.

    The Barcode Battler was sort of the E-Reader's predecessor. Big in Japan, basically it functioned as a barcode scanner, but the trick was whatever barcode you used to scan would create a monster (think pre-Pokemon) where you could battle others on the same purpose. Amazingly, the concept didn't quite catch on here as it did in Japan, where it became a nuisance because kids were literally raiding their pantries for UPC codes.
    And you thought Pokemon addicts were bad!

    Overall, great article, really brings me back to when games relied more on one's imagination than just graphics and gameplay.
    NintendoPower Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Great article! I love retro ads. They show you how life really was in the past.
    NostalgiaFan922 Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    I was shocked games cost on the Super NES. I can understand Doom costing almost $100, but Batman Forever!? That game was total shit! Anyways great article.
    Hoju Koolander Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    You don't even need the praise. I love your observation about Duke pitching Cobra merchandise. It just makes me imagine Duke at a run-down YMCA with his little card table selling Cobra hats, VHS copies of G.I. Joe: The Movie and left over The Fridge action figures. Good times.
    bp1110 Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Possibly the reason the N64 game prices looked so high is because those were Canadian prices.
    Pat Henzy Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Thumbs up! Nice article. The sad thing is how well these ads work on me. They still make me wanna buy almost all of the things on this page!
    Xe-A-Thoul Posted 4 years 4 months ago
    Ninety five dollars for Batman Forever? Oh man...

    Another satisfying article from Vkini! These articles imply that you've a lot of time on your hands, but as long as you're making sure they go out with a bang, so be it!

    Isn't weird how the Hudson Soft Game Boy had has the SNES controller's buttons the same as the Super Famicom ones? That's pretty weird...

    Thumbs up.
    billcozby Posted 4 years 4 months ago
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