Power Rangers Review

A Comical review of the mighty morphin power rangers

Ah... Power Rangers, as a kid i fucking loved this shit, there was nothing like it (except maybe Beetleborgs, but thats another story.) Sadly i decided i would go back and watch some episodes to relive the good days, needless to say 8 year old Sam had a horrible taste in tv.

First- Putty's (or is it putties, to be quite honest i don't know the plural for putty.)

These grey bastards where always fucking with the Power Rangers. But what that Chinese queen bitch in the sky failed to notice was one MAJOR flaw in the putties. There is a HUGE giant thing on there chest that, if hit, will blast those damn things to hell. How didn't she notice that? And when the power rangers see putties they get all scared like "Oh shit putties where fucked! What are we gonna do?"

I know what you'll do, Punch the damn thing in the chest, haven't you noticed it makes them explode? Not only are they martial arts masters , but the power rangers also seem to be mildly retarded. How much easier can it get, mine as well just put a big sign that says "Hey douche bag , punch here, i'll dematerialize."

I also love how the power rangers all wore clothes that where the color of there costume, how convenient... and whats with the black ranger being black and the Chinese girl being yellow, im actually more surprised there wasn't a homosexual who was the rainbow ranger, or perhaps a Mexican ranger who is a dirty brown color and has a small mustache, and hey while your at it throw that gun away and give him a good old fashion shank.

This show really was ridiculous

I dont have much more to talk about since my memory of the MMPR is limited. But i gotta mention something i saw on youtube. Its a video of an episode of one of the 300 power rangers spin offs, where all the red rangers fight together to take on some villains (these ones dont explode when you punch them in the chest, so i guess thats an improvement.). Anyway , right before they go to fight, behind them there is a HUGE explosion of red gas... and for no fucking reason, it just happens, they pay no attention to it and go on fighting. WTF? Did all the red rangers just let out a huge ass fart simultaneously causing a massive explosion? I mean seriously whats the point?

Here is a screen cap so you know what im talking about.

All in all the power rangers wasn't that great, but when i was a kid i loved it , so they obviously did something right, and for that reason (and because Alpha 5 was a badass, he was definetly banging Kimberly)

I give it a 3 out of 5
★★★☆☆

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Comments

power rangers was awlys so freaking retarded and it awlys will be,also it just gets more retarded with every freaking episode!

Actually, Rita Repulsa wasn't Chinese, she was Japanese. In the 1st Season it was footage from the Sentai show, Zyu Ranger. And the explosions in the background? Sentai shows have been doing that for years with the "cool" poses.

it may have started off good ( for kids anyways) but its now long overdue for cancellation. really it should have ended with 'PR: in Space" when Zordon died.

I enjoyed this, I went through the same thing when I watched the flashback shit on Toon Disney. I saw the green ranger as a little mirco plastic toy on the cheap actor in a robot suit shoulder.

I recently just saw that red ranger episode on youtube the other day and I realized that they screwed up. Theyre suppose to be fighting on the MOON and not for one second were they jumping 9 feet in the air. They did hover in the air alot when they fought like when they were jump kicking, and when they starting doing the slow motion like in the matrix. I guess all of that is suppose to make sense but they screwed up but overall they should have waited to add all of the red rangers and make that episode the last one and make a good ending of the power rangers period.

Yeah, I didn't get the change in Putties either Powerrangerguy. Zedd comes on, and is the smartest man in the damn show 'I know, I'll destroy the big robots before they get in them!' Then replaces the putties which while weak, you didn't know how exactly to beat them, just keep hitting them till they die, with ones that any 5 year old could beat in a second.

O.K.

It was too short for me....

Funny stuff a bit much but still funny.

Actually the putties with the Z button didn't appear until lord zedd appeared (season 2) rita's putties didn't that on them.

I could have been the brown ranger i have a small mustache. Ha Ha! I like this part! "Hey douche bag , punch here, i'll dematerialize." Good stuff man!!

all man that was awesome i loved it super funny

too much foul language for me. i have a really bad mouth but don't have much taste for it as a written word.

there was a rainbow ranger, in teh 1970s Super Sentai show JAK-Q http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jak-q.jpg

I don't really care about profanity, but it just seemed laced here with phrases like "ass fart" to force some funniness into the article. Didn't find it all that funny. Sorry.

This was pretty damn funny. Good job!

The black ranger in that picture is Korean, not Hispanic. I feel so childish when I say this, but I love the idea of the Power Rangers. What I mean is I have a big interest in that team-based action with the different colors, personalities, etc. I think they should make more shows like this, but not so lame. A good example is Ninja Turtles.

Lol, pretty funny article.I too was a gigantic fan of Power Rangers when i was a kid, it was like THE thing for me for awhile, you know what i mean.For me THE thing went like this until i was too old to have a THE thing anymore:Voltron, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, and finally Power Rangers.I had all the zord toys too, well either me or my brother did, y'know, the ones that cost 50 bucks a pop.They were huge and well made.

Yeah most of the actual fighting was taken from many different version of a show known as Super Sentai in Japan, which is so hugely popular over their they've had it since like the 60's.

the first black ranger was black that was zack. also the yellow ranger when fighting was really a dude. in japan they had things different,thats why there is no skirt like the pink ranger.

I distinctly remember the black ranger being black for some part of the series, he was definetly in one of the films.

hes not white, hes hispanic.

why is a white guy in the black ranger's suit up top?

This is ridiculous.

pretty skimpy article..

Oh man this article is hilarious yet so true. I was just talking about how racist the show was the other day with a group of my friends. I think my fondest memories of it is the intro of the White Ranger. I mean that was when the show was at its best. It was still corny as hell, but it was at its best. AFter regular Power Rangers went off the air I stopped watching though. I mean come obn now what the hell is Power RAngers zero and TUrbo. or the new ones like WIld force or whatever!I loved your article tho!

sam, dont say sorry for the swearing. i personally think the swearing adds a Lewis Black type comedy vibe to your articles. what u said about the putties is so true. i stopped care after PR turbo. i love the article and i hope i see more work from u.

Green ranger was the best, i remember the kids on my street would all play power rangers, and we all just ended up being tommy since he was such a badass.

"im actually more surprised there wasn't a homosexual who was the rainbow ranger, or perhaps a Mexican ranger who is a dirty brown color and has a small mustache, and hey while your at it throw that gun away and give him a good old fashion shank."

LOL! Funny article. It's hard to believe that as a kid I used to get nightmares from this corny show. I used to think it was so cool, but that's why Power Rangers work - kids like it enough to not realize how corny it is. I particularly remember the episodes where the Green Ranger was introduced - he was kinda cute!

And what was with Billy and Trini always running off together to research stuff?

I think they had something going.....

that "Forever Red" episode was awesome, bringing back Jason and Tommy

the corneyness of the show is the appeal, you either get it or don't
and the only reason you get it is because you lived it

The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers were the best era for the Power Rangers, hands down! Corny, yes, but memorable. It was a guilty pleasure.

Im sorry but the swearing is just how i am, i guess its one of my bad habits.

While i couldn't agree more with your "insight" of the show, i have to say this: Your writing is lacking, and the use of foul language will NOT make up for it, instead, it will only aggravate it. Still, the show was pretty horrible...