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The Dark Half Trailer
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Added By: Caps_2-0
On: May 01, 2012
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This TV spot was originally posted to YouTube by Warwolf2008.
Quote O' Matic
Lt. Dixon Piper:
"There are too many guys. l need you to take two of these guns."
MacGruber:
"l told you, l do not use guns."
Lt. Dixon Piper:
"Well, you better start, because sticking a piece of fucking celery up your ass ain't gonna hack it this time."
MacGruber:
"l'm not going to use a gun!"
Lt. Dixon Piper:
"Why?"
MacGruber:
"Because I don't know how. Okay?"
Lt. Dixon Piper:
"I don't fucking believe it."
MacGruber:
"They scare me."
Added By: Clint_Olson
MacGruber
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