"Because once when he put his finger in his nose, he pulled out a silver dollar."
All Characters (Except Loud Kiddington):
"I pledge Ally Sheedy, to the slag, of the united skates of Emilio, and to the repugnant, for Richard Stands, one naked, undergarments, invisible man, with Liberace and puffed rice for all!"
Mr. Smarty Pants:
"Mr. Smarty Pants: His name was Thomas [giggle] Crapper.
-Mr. Smarty Pants"
"I'm gonna ride that choo choo, I'm gonna ride that choo choo.
"Mary had a little lamb / Its fleece was white as snow / And everywhere that Mary went / There was an evil man named Hitler!
Orville Wright Charity Bazaar Wilbur Wright:
"When was the last time this baby had a new diaper?' 'Do you know when the wheel was invented?' '3000 B.C?' 'Before that.
-Orville Wright Charity Bazaar Wilbur Wright"
Father Time and Loud Kiddington:
"Now Loud Kiddington will do a very quiet impression of the Stock Market crashing. Please turn your volume to its loudest. (whispers) Thank you. And now a quiet impression of the stock market crashing." "(shouts) CRASH!!!!
-Father Time and Loud Kiddington"
Toast and World's Oldest Woman:
"How would you like it if you had to wait in line for a potato?" "Yeah, and it's another line for butter and sour cream!
-Toast and World's Oldest Woman"
"*pulls a green something from his nose* My gum looks a little like Yoda.
"I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves, I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves, and this is how it goes! I Know A Song That--
"THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!!