MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch
Debut: May 14, 1998
Polish credits (s3)
Polish credits (s1-2)
"This is Johnny Gomez saying good fight, goodnight!
"WOW. He beat him harder than I beat my wife.
"And thats the bottom line because stone cold said so.
"[to Bette Midler] Hey, Midler! You got a wide load sign for that ass?
"[to Steven Spielberg] Good evening, Steven. Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents... your death.
"[to a ripped Spice Girl] Looks like we'll have to change her name to "Shorty Spice".
"Yes, I called her ugly, but I should have called her a pig! I should have called her a hideous, swirly moonie face! I hate her, I hate her! Aaaaaaaaaah!
"You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE.
"Mills Lane: Let's get it on.
"im so lucky, pennys throw me into lakes, im so luckey, rabbits rub my feet."