Lydia:
"Though I know should be wary, Still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "
Beetlejuice:
"It's.. SHOWTIME!"
Beetlejuice:
"Babes... (referring to Lydia)"
Lydia:
"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!"
Beetlejuice:
"Shop 'till you freak at the Spooky Boutique!"
Beetlejuice:
"There's something rotten in the state of Denmark (sniffs) No problem, it's me."
Claire:
"Beetlejuice? Ughh, only Lydia would come up with a word as disgusting as Beetlejuice."
Lydia :
"Beetlejuice, why can't you fly when Sandworms are around ?!"
Beetlejuice:
"(sitting down a shaking with a tramasized look) I...I don't know..I just freeze up (changes into a snowman and then back to normal) Bogus, huh."
Lydia:
"I'm really babysitting now (Big Baby spews on her and the other babies) AND IT'S NOT FOR TWO BUCKS AN HOUR!"
Beetlejuice:
"(in cage) Look, I got a problem maybe you can help me out.. I got these friends I'd said I meet and its the kind of thing that you gotta be there in person.."
Prosector:
"Beetlejuice has been a pimple on the nose of the Neitherworld! There was the hela monster in the mayors underwear incident! The cootie invasion of '49! and who can forget BEETLEMANIA!"
Beetlejuice:
"Hey! What am I, garbage?"
Lydia:
"You wish!"
Beetlejuice:
"I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie purée!"
Lydia's Mom:
"Why dear, whatever is the matter?"
Lydia:
"At this point, I'll try anything."
Lydia:
"Whats the sound of one hand clapping?"
Beetlejuice:
"If a tree falls on a man and there is no one around, does he make a sound?"
Lydia:
"What came first the egg or the chicken?"
Beetlejuice:
"Which did came first?"
Beetlejuice:
"Wake up and smell the garbage!!!!"
Lydia:
"(Playing with Baby) Its the attack of the 50' foot baby!"
Beetlejuice:
"(Running from chaos) ITS THE ATTACK OF THE 50' FOOT BABY!!!"
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