"You can't snip it, clip it, or flip it."
"I'm Moesha Mitchell."
"Oh lawd, another "Esha" baby."
"No sampling, period."
"I said period, not comma."
"Myles GO TO YOUR ROOM
"'David, you handled him really well! Have you ever thought about doing stand-up?' 'I AM standing up.'
"Niecy, your village called, and they miss their idiot.
"Dorian, you can keep begging until Lil' Kim comes out with a gospel album. It ain't gonna happen.
"'So what does Ohagi mean? Young Black God?' 'It means Conquering Warrior.' 'Ooh, I surrender.'
"I wanna get my knowledge on, you know, like that commercial say, "A mind is a terrible thing."
Moesha Morris Day:
"'My name is Moesha Mitchell.' 'Oh, Lawd, another "Esha" baby.'
-Moesha Morris Day"
"'Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin.' 'No, but I didn't know you were a ho!'
"[about Kim's weight] Kim: It's just baby fat. Taylor: No, it's just fat, baby.
"Y'all are dysfun... Y'all are dysfun... Y'all can't get along.
"What happened, Mo, did you forget where you live?
"Moesha: I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her.
"Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet. Niecy: Yup - Reno.
"'I'm watching my figure.' 'Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.'
Cop Frank Mitchell:
"'Calm down.' 'Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary!' 'Then I need a raise.'
-Cop Frank Mitchell"
"'Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills?' 'No, Broke-ahontas.'