Seinfeld
Debut: January 01, 1989
Ended: January 01, 1998
Debut: January 01, 1989
Ended: January 01, 1998

The lifes and misadventures of four friends living in New York City,also known as" the show about nothing!"

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Quotes
Puddy: "We're the Devils! The Devils! YEAAAAAAH!"
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Soup Nazi: "No soup for you! -Soup Nazi"
George: "Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. -George"
Jerry: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. -Jerry"
George: "I was in the Pool! -George"
Kramer: "I'm so keen-o, on Beefarino, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for king and queen-o. -Kramer"
George: "Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home. -George"
Kramer: "Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill? -Kramer"
Elaine & Jerry: "Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye. No, theres less. -Elaine & Jerry"
Kramer: "I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe. -Kramer"
Kramer: "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! -Kramer"
Jerry: "Hmmm, Seven Costanza. Yep, I can see it now: Seven periods of school per day, seven beatings a day, seven stitches per beating, followed by seven years to life. -Jerry"
Elaine: "I dont know how you guys walk around with those things. -Elaine"
David Puddy: "Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five. -David Puddy"
George: "The summer of George!!!! -George"
Kenny Banya: "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold Jerry, gold! -Kenny Banya"
Jerry: "That is one magic loogie! -Jerry"
Kramer: "Who dosen't want a Juinor Mint? It's chocolate, it's mint, it's delicious! -Kramer"
George: "::to Newman who doesn't want to deliver mail on a rainy day:: "What about the mailman's creed?!?!? Whether rain nor sleet nor snow.... it's the FIRST ONE!!!" -George"
George: "::singing:: "Cooo-stanza!!" -George"
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