Drake & Josh
Debut: January 11, 2004
Ended: September 16, 2007
Debut: January 11, 2004
Ended: September 16, 2007
Intros
HD Season 1 & 2 Intro.
HD Season 3 Intro.
HD Season 4 Intro.
Posters
YouTube Videos
Quotes
Josh:
"Stupid sky! You don't wanna fit--fine! BRRRING--IT'S FOR YOU! There! Who fits now?!"
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Kid:
"Eww, gross! There's a Band-Aid in my milk!"
Josh:
"Aw, jeez!..."
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Josh:
"I don't control the speed at which lobsters die!"
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Josh:
"Hello, s'mores! Hello, pain!!"
Drake:
"Uh, Josh. They normally put the prize in the ceral, not the milk."
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Josh:
"I caught Dad sneaking in-he was wearing a suit-when I asked him where he was he says "I was out buying milk but I drank it all on the way home"."
Drake:
"Oh that's bad."
Josh:
"Yeah, I know."
Drake:
"We really needed some milk!"
Josh:
"THIS...IS...NOT...ABOUT...YOUR...DAIRY...NEEDS!"
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Josh:
"Megan, why was your bucket on top of our door?"
Megan:
"Why was your door under my bucket?"
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Josh:
"Man I am so angry!"
Megan:
"At who, the guy who sold you those clothes?"
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Drake:
"Dude, when life hands you free nachos you don't question it."
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Josh's Driving Instructor:
"I hate teenagers."
Josh:
"Oh yeah, we're the worst!"
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Megan:
"Craig fell of the roof again!"
Eric:
"I'm Eric!"
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Helen:
"Never seen a television you could power by turning a crank. It's like voodoo."
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Crazy Steve:
"Come on Dora! You're the one with the map! Don't ask me!"
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Crazy Steve:
"What happened to the picture?!?!"
Eric:
"You need to keep cranking it and my arm is getting tired."
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Craig:
"Can I take a break yet?"
Crazy Steve:
"You will take a break when Dora finds her way to that banana tree! Come on Dora, it's right there! Obre los ojos!"
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Eric:
"OK everyone, we have two hours till the show so you have that long to talk and drink some of Josh's world famous limeade."
Helen:
"His limeade tastes like mucus! You watch, this fern is gonna be dead by nightfall!"
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Helen:
"There is is! Rock star Drake Parker and his band whose names I do not know."
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Megan:
"It's drizzling outside."
Drake:
"Drizzling?"
Megan:
"It means a light rain."
Drake:
"I know what drizzling means!"
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Drake:
"It's raining outside! There is water falling from the sky!"
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Drake:
"You're a nerd-how do you stop the rain?!"
Craig:
"You can't."
Drake:
"Don't say "can't"-the rain's gotta stop!"
Craig:
"Hold on, let me get the Rain Fairy on the phone!"
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Josh:
"But I'm not ready to die! I haven't seen Paris!"
Drake:
"They eat snails, the people smell bad, you don't want to go there."
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