"Pick a card, any card!
"I'm Dan Fielding, King of Hanky Panky!
"Am I going to understand this when I get older?"
"*leans over his bench* "Dan...*starts shifting through his hair*, may I suggest a medicated shampoo?"
"I'll tell you one thing I do NOT want to be, and that is one of those old, pathetic, eccentric bachelors living in some sleazy apartment with a dozen cats."
"You can have more than that!"
"Alright, TWO dozen cats!"
"Your life doesn't have to end up that way!"
"I don't have a life, Harry! I have a life*style*! Do you know how many women I've slept with?"
"It doesn't matter how many women you slept with! *Pauses* More than 100?"
"You know that slogan underneath the Golden Arches, the one that reads "Over 4 Billion Served"? Let's just say I'm competitive.
*Harry sits down, shocked*"