Darkwing Duck:
"Wait a minute, I don't own a watch!"
Darkwing:
"I am the Terror that Flaps in the night.
I am the winged Scourge that pecks at your nigthmares.
I Am Darkwing Duck!"
Darkwing Duck:
"I am the terror that flaps in the night,
I am the ITCH that ITCH's Your trigger finger!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!!!!!"
Darkwing Duck:
"Well, ha! And double HA! And HA some more!"
Darkwing Duck:
"Lets Get Dangerous!!!!"
Quackerjavk:
"It's PLAY TIME!"
Darkwing Duck:
"Suck Gas Evildoers!!!"
Darkwing:
"How STUPID could I be?!"
Gosling:
"Does he really want us to answer that?"
Darkwing Duck:
"I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call! I am Darwing Duck!"
Darkwing Duck:
"I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that aren't included.I am Darwing Duck!!!"
Darkwing Duck:
"I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe.I am Darwing Duck!!!"
Darkwing Duck:
"I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am.I am Darwing Duck!!!"
Darkwing Duck:
"I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the onions that stink in your eyes,I am Darkwing Duck!"
Darkwing Duck:
"[while being stalked by Moliarty with a rocket launcher]
It's okay, we should be safe hiding behind these barrels of... FUEL OIL?
[They scram just as the barrels explode]"
Darkwing Duck:
"The worst part of public transportation is the Public."
Steelbeak:
"If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses!... Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!"
Megavolt:
"They called me crazy…they called me insane…THEY CALLED ME LOONEY!! and boy, were they right."
Gosalyn:
"My dad told me to go to my room, but he didn’t say stay."
Darkwing Duck:
"[surrounded by a cloud of red smoke]
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke."
Darkwing Duck:
"That was quite clever of me to use my SPINE to break my fall like that"