"We have three categories that you can choose for your bonus round category tonight. Which one would you like?"
"Enjoy your evening. We'll see you next time!"
"Riding a brown horse? (buzzer)"
"Riding a white horse? (buzzer)"
"Who said anything about a horse?!"
"OK you've got three seconds."
"A group of pill pushers? (buzzer, audience erupts with laughter)"
"Goodnight everyone! Thank You! This is "Wheel of Fortune" Joe!"
"And now, here are the stars of our show, Pat Sajak and Vanna White!"
"(ship's bell)That sound means time is running out so I'll give the wheel a final spin. You'll ask me to give you a letter and then you'll have five seconds to solve it. Vowels worth nothing consonants worth..."
"As most of you by now, Our dear friend and colleague. The announcer of Wheel of Fortune. Charlie O'Donnell passed away earlier this week. Charlie was not only the vital success of this show, He was broadcast legend. From his days with Dick Clark on American Band Stand, and dozens of the shows, Including the Academy Awards, And more than 25 years with Wheel. Charlie was always prepared, and dedicated. We are going to miss his booming voice, But more than that, We are going to miss his kind, and c"
"We love you, Charlie."
"We'll miss you, Pal."
"Thank you, Welcome to the April 1st edition of Wheel of Fortune. You may be wondering why am I doing here? Because there is some big surprises. But I like to meet with you, Our Co-Hostess today, The lovely Leslie AKA Mrs. Pat Sajak!"
"(After landing on Bankrupt, Lose a turn, or other non-dollar space during the final spin) I'm going to have to spin again."
""The category is....""
"I'd like to buy a vowel."
"I'd like to solve the puzzle."
""You've hit the jackpot with ONE MILLION DOLLARS!""
""It's our biggest pay day yet! ONE! MILLION! DOLLARS!""
""Congratulations, you've just won twenty five thooooooooooooousand dollars!""
""Closed Captioning sponsored by!""
""Wow, I'm impressed!""
"Shhh, please folks, nothing from you!"
"Time is running out, so I'll give the wheel a final spin. I'll ask you to give me a letter, if it's in the puzzle you will have 5/3 seconds to solve it. Vowels worth nothing, consonants worth (we'll add $1,000 to that) (insert amount) for every consonant we find."
"From the Sony Pictures Studios-it's America's Game!"
"Now, here are the stars of our show, Pat Sajak & Vanna White!"