You Can't Do That On Television
Debut: February 03, 1979
Ended: May 25, 1990
Debut: February 03, 1979
Ended: May 25, 1990

A Canadian children's show, best known for being the first hit show on Nickelodeon. It brought Nick's trademark, green slime, among other things to the network. Many young Canadians appeared on the show during the course of its run, the most famous being Alanis Morrisette, whom appeared on the show for one season, then left to pursue her singing career.

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Posters
Quotes
SnakeEyes: "There is nothing wrong with the brakes, I checked them myself. See for yourself, I have them right here."
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Ross Ewich: "The oppisites is over."
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Barth: "Dahyaaa, I heard thee."
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Valerie (mother): "Where does the stork find them, and why dose he send 'em to me."
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Principal: "I want you to copy out this dictionary in its entirety ten times."
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El Capitan: "No Problem Senorita, you may use my hairdryer (one gunshot sound, and hat flies off) Stupidos, you could have killed us both, I said "Dryer"."
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Amigos: "Si, Si... Si Senor"
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Snakeyes: "Get off my bus."
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El Capitan (executioner): "Rrready Aim...!"
Executionee (varios stars from the show): "Wait A Minute!! Wait a Minute... Stop The Execution..."
El Capitan: "What eez eet dees time..."
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Vanessa: "Water -Vanessa"
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Various: "Wait a minute, wait a minute...stop the execution! -Various"
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Executioner: "RRREady Aim..... -Executioner"
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Announcer: "You Can't Do That on Television is a Killing Time production. [kills clock with the hammer] -Announcer"
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Ross Ewich: "Roll the credits! -Ross Ewich"
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Kevin K.: "I'll be glad when we finally get the dishwasher fixed. -Kevin K."
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Valarie Lance: "Valarie: He has a point. Lance: Don't encourage him! -Valarie Lance"
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Mr. Shidler: "Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me? -Mr. Shidler"
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Lance: "DON'T ENCOURAGE YOUR MOTHER!!! -Lance"
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Christine (after opposite sketches): "Back to reality! -Christine (after opposite sketches)"
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Christine McGlade: "And now it's time for some Opposite Sketches! -Christine McGlade"
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