Kung Fury:"[Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes; narration] Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago. [Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him] Who are you?"
Barbarianna:"My name... is Barbarianna."
Kung Fury:"What year is this?"
Barbarianna:"It's the Viking Age."
Kung Fury:"[narration] That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time."
Barbarianna:"You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there."
Kung Fury:"Who's Katana?"
Katana:"I'm Katana. [Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi] I can give you a ride to Asgard."
Kung Fury:"A ride on what? [Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]"