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Man:
"Hey, DiNoble, what are you doin'?"
Tony:
"Thinkin'."
Man:
"Thinkin' of what?"
Tony:
"Clean thoughts."
Man:
"Then how come my dishes are dirty?"
Tony:
"Dirty?"
Man:
"Dirty."
Tony:
"Well, them poor dumb little bastards. They never learned the power of positive thought."
Man:
"I thought you said you was a dishwasher."
Tony:
"I'm a dishwasher. [shouts to the sky] I am a dishwasher! My hands is permanently puckered!"
Added By: Clint_Olson
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