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Old Clerk:
"Take this doll. But beware, it carries a terrible curse."
Homer:
"Oh that's bad."
Old Clerk:
"But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt."
Homer:
"That's good."
Old Clerk:
"The frogurt is also cursed."
Homer:
"That's bad."
Old Clerk:
"But you get your choice of toppings."
Homer:
"That's good."
Old Clerk:
"The toppings contain potassium lactate."
Homer:
"..."
Old Clerk:
"That's bad."
Homer:
"Can I go now?"
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