Douche:"[sees Frank] Oh, so now you're gonna come at me, bro?"
Frank:"No, I'm coming at you! [prepares to punch him. But Darren tries to grabs Frank]"
Douche:"Okay, we got him. Easy now, easy now."
Darren:"Well, it's hard when your head's up my ass and you're yanking on the scrote!"
Douche:"Look, sausage... I relish the fact that you mustard the strength to ketchup to me! [to Mustard, Ketchup and Relish] Yeah, that's right, shut your mouths. [to Frank, cackling] I sucked a juice box's dick, and I'm shoved up a God's asshole, and this is the weirdest thing that I've done so far, bro! [takes a bite of his torso, Frank screaming in pain]"
Brenda:"[gasps, shocked] Oh, my God! FRANK!"
Douche:"I'll tell you who eats shit: Gods do, bro... I'M A FUCKING GOD!"
Darren:"Good-bye, little sausage. [prepares to kill Frank]"