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Hawkeye:
"You've got 'Field & Stream' mixed in with my 'Joys of Nudity.'"
Trapper:
"Big deal."
Hawkeye:
"I'd rather see a naked girl than a canoe built in a dentist's garage."
Trapper:
"Always a shot, always a needle. Mr. Glib. Never at a loss for words."
Hawkeye:
"Run up an alley and holler a fish."
Trapper:
"Clever. Very clever. (cuts himself shaving)"
Hawkeye:
"'Field & Stream?' How do you read this stuff?"
Trapper:
"Hey, I'm so bored over here, I'm re-reading my draft notices."
Hawkeye:
"'How to Wrap a Grizzly Bear for Mailing.' (throws it on the ground) 'Popular Mechanics?'"
Trapper:
"Save that. I'm learning how to make a lamp out of a lawnmower."
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