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Uncle Harry:
"I thought you were the hotel manager."
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"I am the hotel manager!"
Uncle Harry:
"You're the hotel manager *and* a baloney?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"That's right!"
Uncle Harry:
"Good. Would you please tell Mr. Rudy Valentine that Uncle Harry is downstairs waiting?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"And you are, sir?"
Uncle Harry:
"No, I'm Uncle Harry."
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"Ah, it's you!"
Uncle Harry:
"Gesundheit! [Turning towards his wife] This guy could drive you nuts!"
Added By: Clint_Olson
The World's Greatest Lover
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