Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:"I thought you should know, young Skywalker, that your friends are walking into a trap."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:"Wow. You're white? You totally sounded black on the phone."
Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:"Silence! You will turn to the dark side, and your precious rebellion will be destroyed. Oh! [mockingly] I'm afraid the shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:"Jeez, you don't have to be a dick about it."