Quote O' Matic
Maude:
"Oh Harold, I am happy! I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell."
Harold:
"Farewell?"
Maude:
"Yes, it's my 80th birthday."
Harold:
"Well, you're not going anywhere, are you?"
Maude:
"Yes dear, I took the tablets an hour ago. I'll be gone by midnight!"
Harold:
"(after a very long pause) WHAT?!?!"
Added By: rgman1995swell
