Perch:"Stop what you're doing and don't go out that door. This is a KNKC special report. Panic in the streets of New Kelp City as rampant bubbles bring visibility down to 0. The angry citizens here blame the apocalyptic scene on Mayor CheeseHead BrownPants and his newly-enacted bubble policy."
Construction Man:"[Perch gets punched aside] If I ever see Mayor BrownPants again, I'm gonna grab his little, yellow head and literally rip his—![cut to 'We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties. Share the frustration'.]"