Doofenshmirtz:"(laughing maniacally) Now my ultimate triumph is at hand! Prepare to be hypnotized by a video scientifically created to get stuck in your heads, forever!"
"(4x) No, / oh, get back in there! Wait why isn't…? What; Perry the Platypus? [in-and-out the DVD against Agent P] I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative!"
"It's working; It's working!"
Doofenshmirtz (on-screen):"[hypnotizing song loop] ♪My name is Doof
And you'll do what I say
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
Monogram:"Noooooo!"
[Perry crashes in] "Avert your ears, Agent P; Cover your ears!"
"Oh no, Agent P: It's stuck in their heads!"
Singular Victim:"♪His name is Doof
And I'll do what he says
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
Crowd of Victims:"♪His name is Doof
And we'll do what he says
(Whoop whoop!)♪"