Quote O' Matic
Garfield:
"[handling groceries to Odie, which bark-spones back] Canned ham; one Casaba melon; one small child; one box of corn flakes."
[confused; reads a receipt from the bag] "Peanut butter; Instant mash potatoes; American cheese; Corn chips. No; No baby on here."
Jon:
"Look at all this stuff you brought: Candy and Sausage patties and Popcorn and a Baby and Donuts and-" [covers his eyes] "Oh just put it all away."
Garfield:
"I usually do." [to Odie] "Watch this: I give him five seconds; 4, 3, 2... cue Arbuckle."
Jon:
"[runs back to...] a Baby?!?"
Added By: STHerbs97
