Quote O' Matic
Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker:
"Oh, by the way. Do you have any special skills?"
Daniel:
"Oh, yes, I do. I do voices."
Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker:
"What do you mean, you do voices?"
Daniel:
"[German accent] Well, I do voices..."
Daniel:
"[as evangelist] Yes!"
Daniel:
"[as martian] We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake."
Daniel:
"[as Russian immigrant] Happy to be in America. Don't ask for a green card."
Daniel:
"[as monster] I want you in the worst way."
Daniel:
"[as Groucho Marx] Well this is certainly a rough meeting and it's not going very well for me, I'll tell you that.
[as Chico Marx]"
Daniel:
"Hey boss, give her a chance. She's gonna loosen up any moment."
Daniel:
"[as Sean Connery] Look at me right now, Moneypenny, I want to undo that bow and get to know you."
Daniel:
"[as a used-car salesman] I'll be crazy to make a deal with you!"
Daniel:
"[as Ronald Reagan] Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head."
Daniel:
"[as Walter Brennan] This is it! Yes, I'm doing it! I'm sitting on a gold mine!"
Daniel:
"[as Humphrey Bogart] Don't make me smack you, sweetheart. I'll do it."
Daniel:
"[as Pudgie] Figaro!"
Daniel:
"[normal voice] I do a great impression of a hot dog.
[leans back straight, trying to keep a straight face]"
Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker:
"Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?"
Daniel:
"I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you."
