Young Boy:
"(To a young girl drinking coffee) "Cream?". Young Girl"
Little Girl:
"I like my coffee like I like my men...Black!"
Jive Lady:
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."
Ted Striker:
"No dice Kramer. I am calling the shots and I say Chicago we are coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now."
McCroskey:
"How about some coffee Johhny?"
Johnny:
"No thanks."
Ted (thinking to himself):
"I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo."
Flower Seller:
"Would you like to make a donation to the Church Of Religious Consciousness?"
Krishna:
"No, thanks. We gave at the office!"
JIVE TALKER:
"Yo, what it is big mama? I raised no dummies I kept my rep."
Dr Rumack:
"I havent seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert."
Captain Oveur:
"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
Captain Oveur :
"You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Joey:
" No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
Captain Oveur:
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Clarence Oveur:
"Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"
Rumack:
"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. "
First Jive Dude:
"Man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? "
Second Jive Dude:
"Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man."
Ted Striker:
"concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota... "
Elaine Dickinson:
"A hospital? What is it?"
Rumack:
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
Johnny:
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
Rex Kramer:
"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. "
Roger Murdock:
"We have clearance Clarence."
Captain Oveur:
"That's Clarence Oveur. Over. "
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