"(To a young girl drinking coffee) "Cream?". Young Girl"
"I like my coffee like I like my men...Black!"
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."
"No dice Kramer. I am calling the shots and I say Chicago we are coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now."
"How about some coffee Johhny?"
Ted (thinking to himself):
"I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo."
"Would you like to make a donation to the Church Of Religious Consciousness?"
"No, thanks. We gave at the office!"
"Yo, what it is big mama? I raised no dummies I kept my rep."
"I havent seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert."
"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
Captain Oveur :
"You ever been in a cockpit before?"
" No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"
"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. "
First Jive Dude:
"Man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? "
Second Jive Dude:
"Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man."
"concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota... "
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. "
"We have clearance Clarence."
"That's Clarence Oveur. Over. "