Airplane!
Release: July 02, 1980
Release: July 02, 1980

This is a spoof of the airport disaster movies. When the crew of an airplane are struck by some form of virus from food poisoning, the fate of the passengers depends on an ex-war pilot who is the only one able to land the plane safely! The passengers represent a selection of interesting wacky characters who seem to take every word for its literal meaning.

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Young Boy: "(To a young girl drinking coffee) "Cream?". Young Girl"
Little Girl: "I like my coffee like I like my men...Black!"
Jive Lady: "Oh stewardess, I speak jive."
Ted Striker: "No dice Kramer. I am calling the shots and I say Chicago we are coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now."
McCroskey: "How about some coffee Johhny?"
Johnny: "No thanks."
Ted (thinking to himself): "I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo."
Flower Seller: "Would you like to make a donation to the Church Of Religious Consciousness?"
Krishna: "No, thanks. We gave at the office!"
JIVE TALKER: "Yo, what it is big mama? I raised no dummies I kept my rep."
Dr Rumack: "I havent seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert."
Captain Oveur: "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
Captain Oveur : "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Joey: " No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
Captain Oveur: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Clarence Oveur: "Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"
Rumack: "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. "
First Jive Dude: "Man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? "
Second Jive Dude: "Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man."
Ted Striker: "concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota... "
Elaine Dickinson: "A hospital? What is it?"
Rumack: "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
Johnny: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
Rex Kramer: "Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. "
Roger Murdock: "We have clearance Clarence."
Captain Oveur: "That's Clarence Oveur. Over. "
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