Chastity Bites

Release: June 01, 2013

Legendary vampiress Elizabeth Bathory resurfaces as an abstinence education spokeswoman who uses the blood of virgins to stay forever young in this satirical horror comedy. Meanwhile, an intrepid teenage reporter realizes that her best friend is the Blood Countess' next victim, and attempts to convince their skeptical classmates that they are all in grave danger.

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Noemi: "I would never put anyone else down for their choice, but I think if I ever felt that tempted, I would just...get down on my knees and pray to God..."

Liz Batho: "NO!!! (sound of a thunderclap) You must never mention His name in here! You see, my dear, we could get into a lot of trouble for having that sort of talk in a public school, yes? Well, I think that's enough for today. See you all next time."

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Leah: "Paul, are we alone?"

Paul: "Uh, yeah."

Leah: "I want to discuss De Beauvoir right now."

Paul: "Okay."

Leah: "Paul, do you believe that one's life has value so long as one attributes value to the love of others?"

Paul: "Uh, yeah."

Leah: "Good, good. Very good. Do you believe that women can free themselves, both through individual action as well as...collective decisions?"

Paul: "Yeah. Yes. Absolutely."

Leah: "Do you believe that one is not born, but rather becomes a woman?"

Paul: "Well, yes, but don't forget that De Beauvoir said that even the most sympathetic of men can never fully comprehend a woman's situation."

Leah: "Shh, shh. Paul, we'll get to that. Right now, I need you to do me a favor."

Paul: "Yes."

Leah: "I need you to help me become a woman. Right now."

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