"Come on now, ease on down, ease on down the road!"
"King of the jungle!"
"King of the cowards."
"Don't give up the shoes, Dorothy!"
"Girl, you know are 24 years old and you've never been south of 125th Street."
"Where the little boys at?"
"And I will miss you everyday. Even if I had to go back to that junk pile, even as Teenie's seat cushion, I wouldn't mind, because I have known real love."
"Oh, don't rust yourself."
"'Success, fame & fortune, they're all are illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share'."
"That's beautiful, who said that?"
"Oh, I should've stayed back at the library...
"Suffering is food for the soul, right? Then suffer!!
Evilene and Winkie:
"All lunch hours are cancelled!" "Please oh beautiful one! We haven't had a lunch hour in six months!
-Evilene and Winkie"
"Come with us to the Emerald City."
"I'd love to, but I can't."
"Because I'm scared!"
"You get me so worked up I'm beginning to sound like a Jewish mother.
"How DARE you touch the personage of a king? You tacky package of horse fodder! Be gone, you over excited slot machine!"
"It's no wonder they threw me out of the jungle, I.O.B.K!"
"Incapable of Being King."
"OH TEENIE!!! OH TEENIE!!
Dorothy and TinMan:
"But everyone has a heart. Alas, everyone except yours truly.
-Dorothy and TinMan"
"The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, razor sharp wit and irresistible attraction to the wrong women. What he forgot.. was a heart."
"This is just an experiment. (Dorothy tries to help him off the pole, but he falls down) The results of the first experiment: Subject is a hopeless failure.
"What is goin' down in that hayloft you call a head?
"Count your blessings, cut your losses and follow the yellow brick road.