The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Release: July 11, 1990
Release: July 11, 1990

Controversial and often offensive stand-up comedian Andrew Dice Clay made his debut as a feature film star in this crude comedy. Fairlane is a "rock and roll detective" who works in the music business, has an office on Sunset Boulevard, and drives a 1957 Ford, with clothing to match. He floats through the rock clubs of Hollywood, picking up women and clients, and soon stumbles into a case involving the death of a heavy metal singer, a corrupt music executive (Wayne Newton), the murder of a radio shock-jock (Gilbert Gottfried), and the kidnapping of the jock's daughter (Maddie Corman). Music stars like Sheila E. and Motley Crue singer Vince Neil also have cameos in the film, which attempts to transplant Clay's aggressively obnoxious stage persona into a movie environmen. Lauren Holly in her feature film debut makes an excellent showing.

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Ford: "Perfect end to a perfect evening huh?"
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Ford: "Un-f*****believable eh?"
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Girls: "Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane. Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane."
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Ford: "(Impersonating John Travolta while falling off the Capitol Records building) My hair! My hair!"
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Wisconsin Father (To Ford): "Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Mann's Chinese Theater?"
Ford: "Go back to Michigan, asswipe."
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Wisconsin Father: "Oh, we're from Wisconsin!"
Ford: "Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
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Ford Fairlane (first mocking Colleen): "I'm very rich. Nothing offends me."
Ford Fairlane: "No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!"
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Ford Fairlane (after killing Smiley): "Thanks for working. Thanks for being a jerkoff. Mano to mano. What the heck does mano to mano mean? I mean, use your head. Snapperhead."
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Ford Fairlane: "You're a jerkoff. That's what I think of you."
Lt. Amos: "No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are."
Ford Fairlane: "Jerkoff."
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Ford: "(To The Camera) "You didn't actually think we were gonna kill the koala, did you?""
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Ford: "I'm sick of the fun."
Jazz: "What? I'm not fun?"
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Ford: "Im so terrifical ive got my own number, 1-800-UNBELIVEABE!!!!!! -Ford"
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