Ringmaster
Release: November 25, 1998

A film starring Jerry Springer as-essentially himself- as Jerry Farrelly, host of a show similar to his own, in this case called simply Jerry. There are three ongoing plots in the film. The primary one surrounds a white trash, trailer park family in which the daughter is sleeping with her mother's husband, prompting the mother to constantly try to outdo her promiscuous daughter's behavior out of spite, including sleeping with her daughter's boyfriend. The secondary plot revolves around an urban black woman whose boyfriend is sleeping with her two best friends, but the three are united against the boyfriend when he begins sleeping with the daughter of the above mentioned family. The third plot revolves around Jerry and the show itself, detailing the difficulty Jerry faces in trying to come to terms with his rather dubious claim to fame, and the staff's utter amazement at the bizarre stories they must deal with.

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Natalie: "How do you know your friend is having sex with Desmond?"
Starletta: "'Cause I'm standing in his living room while he getting some sorry piece of traitor ass."
Vonda: "Who you calling a sorry piece of traitor ass?"
Starletta: "Ho', I ain't even talking to you, it's the people from Jerry."
Vonda: "Who you calling a ho'?"
Starletta: "Put you hands on me, bitch, come on! Put your hands on me. I guarantee 911 won't get here fast enough for your ass!"
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Starletta: "Shut up!"
Demond: "Like you ain't got no damn sense."
Vonda: "Just the minute we leave Detroit and you don't know how to act. You ain't got no home training, that's right you ain't got no home training."
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Starletta: "Hey, Linda Blair, spin your head around one more time and I'll give you an exorcism."
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Claire: ""ER" my ass!"
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Connie: "Hi, I'm Connie - I'm mom in 'I slept with my step-daddy.'"
Charlie: "I'm Charlie, 'Man By Day, Woman By Night.'"
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Vonda: "Move your knees out da way!"
Starletta: "If you're ass wasn't so big, you wouldn't need all that fuckin' seat room! Bitch needs to be on a diet. You know the TV gonna put 10lbs on your big ass!"
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Starletta: " When you was walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!"
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Starletta: "Then you went out natural with your Erykah Badu shit, and your hair fell out from that bad perm, I'm the one that bought the wig!"
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Angel Zorzak: "I didn't say you could wear my jacket!"
Connie Zorzak: "I didn't say you could fuck my husband."
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Catherine: "Are those people OK?"
Jerry: "No they're not OK, they're guests on my show."
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