Natalie:
"How do you know your friend is having sex with Desmond?"
Starletta:
"'Cause I'm standing in his living room while he getting some sorry piece of traitor ass."
Vonda:
"Who you calling a sorry piece of traitor ass?"
Starletta:
"Ho', I ain't even talking to you, it's the people from Jerry."
Vonda:
"Who you calling a ho'?"
Starletta:
"Put you hands on me, bitch, come on! Put your hands on me. I guarantee 911 won't get here fast enough for your ass!"
Starletta:
"Shut up!"
Demond:
"Like you ain't got no damn sense."
Vonda:
"Just the minute we leave Detroit and you don't know how to act. You ain't got no home training, that's right you ain't got no home training."
Starletta:
"Hey, Linda Blair, spin your head around one more time and I'll give you an exorcism."
Connie:
"Hi, I'm Connie - I'm mom in 'I slept with my step-daddy.'"
Charlie:
"I'm Charlie, 'Man By Day, Woman By Night.'"
Vonda:
"Move your knees out da way!"
Starletta:
"If you're ass wasn't so big, you wouldn't need all that fuckin' seat room! Bitch needs to be on a diet. You know the TV gonna put 10lbs on your big ass!"
Starletta:
" When you was walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!"
Starletta:
"Then you went out natural with your Erykah Badu shit, and your hair fell out from that bad perm, I'm the one that bought the wig!"
Angel Zorzak:
"I didn't say you could wear my jacket!"
Connie Zorzak:
"I didn't say you could fuck my husband."
Catherine:
"Are those people OK?"
Jerry:
"No they're not OK, they're guests on my show."
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