Phyllis:
"Her recommendations for a campsite were totally unsuitable. There were no outlets. And there was dirt, and bugs, and... and it rains there. So anyway, we've found a place that's much more us"
Phyllis:
"I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!"
Phyllis:
"You never give me credit for anything I do."
Freddy:
"That's because you never do anything!"
Phyllis:
"Oh, what glorious patches!"
Jamie:
"Thank you, ma'am."
Phyllis:
"Where can I buy them?"
Cleo:
"Ma'am, you don't buy them, you earn them."
Phyllis:
"Oh! Like jewelry!"
Velda:
"You call this roughing it?"
Phyllis:
"One bathroom for nine people? Yes."
Rosa:
"Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches."
Phyllis:
"The parents here are so self involved. Shit, I broke a nail!"
Freddy:
"If you contributed anymore to this marriage, we would be on welfare."
Hannah:
"It's about time you two grew up."
Phyllis:
"That just frosts my cookies!"
Annie:
"You can't put wine in Hobo stew!"
Phyllis:
"Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?"
Phyllis:
"This dance is called "The Freddie." I know, I know. Life is so ironic."
Hannah:
"Why don't you guys just kiss and make up? That way, I won't end up in therapy twice a week, like Tessa!"
Freddy:
"Honey, you'll be much less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced, rather than unhappily married."
Phyllis:
"Thank you, Phil Donahue."
Freddy:
"I saw it on Oprah!"
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