Speak and Spell Voice box:
"Spell Nuisance (ET Presses the letters) X-W-V-U-A-F-P (ET Presses the Enter key) (Buzzer sounds) That is incorrect! The correct spelling of Nuisance is N-U-I-S-A-N-C-E."
"It Was Nothing Like That, Penis-Breath!"
"Elliot. I'll be right here."
"These are toys. These are little men. This is Greedo, and this is Hammerhead, and this is Walrusman, and this is Snaggletooth, and this is Lando Calrissian. See? And this is Boba Fett."
"You have absolute power!"
"*Nobody* go out there!"
"I'll... be... right... here."
"I'll believe in you all my life."
"Mama, he can talk!"
"The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already."
"We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!"
"E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!"
"A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?"
"Ooh! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"
"You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore."
"Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first."