Esqueleto:
"I don't believe in God, I believe in science."
Chancho:
"Nacho! Where are you going?"
Nacho:
"There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die."
Chancho:
"Well, you might need this (gives him the sword) My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it."
Nacho:
"I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life."
Nacho:
"See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'."
Señor Ramon:
"Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion."
Nacho:
"Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus."
Nacho:
"So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this Encarnación?"
Nacho:
"Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?"
Nacho:
"Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse."
Esqueleto:
"Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?"
Nacho:
" I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast."
Nacho:
"I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?"
Nacho:
"They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!"
Nacho:
"Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss."
Nacho:
"Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
Nacho:
"I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!"
Esqueleto:
"We never win because you are fat!"