Professor Hinkle, Frosty:
"Professor Hinkle: Now give me that hat, or else.
Frosty: Or else, what?
Professor Hinkle: Oh, don't bother me with details. Give me that hat!
-Professor Hinkle, Frosty"
"Now, Professor Hinkle was just about the worst magician in the world.
"Bah! The only thing this hat is good for is the trashcan!
"Now I've got you! And the minute you're melted, that hat will be mine!
Professor Hinkle and Frosty:
"Professor Hinkle: Where is that rabbit? Hocus Pocus, where are you? The only thing good about this hat is garbage! Frosty: Happy Birthday! Professor Hinkle: But, if that hat's magic, then I want it back!
-Professor Hinkle and Frosty"
"Voila, the eggs have turned into... messy, messy, messy!
"Now Frosty, bein' made out of snow, was the fastest belly-whopper in the world.
"Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.
"We evil magicians have to make a living too.
"Hocus-Pocus explained the situation to Santa, who as you know, speaks fluent rabbit.
"Silly snowmen, once they come to life they don't know nothing. Come to life?
"I must get that hat back! Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty!
"Boy #1: What shall we call him? How about Harold? Boy #2: Bruce? Children: No. Girl #1: Christopher Columbus? Children: No. Boy #3: Oatmeal? Children: Oatmeal?
"Because when the thermometer gets red, the temperature goes up, and when the temperature goes up, I start to melt, and when I melt, I get all wishy-washy.
"I can count to ten. One, two, three, four, five, nine, six, eight... Well, I can count to five.
Professor Hinkle Santa Claus:
"Professor Hinkle: That's my hat and I want it back. Santa Claus: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!!!
-Professor Hinkle Santa Claus"
Traffic Cop Frosty:
"Traffic Cop: Are you trying to get a ticket? Frosty: Yes. To the North Pole, please.
-Traffic Cop Frosty"